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    Talking 10 hilarious anti-Microsoft quotes



    Love or hate Microsoft, these 10 quotes would make both a fan and a hater laugh their heart out. These are so funny and well thought out. I had a good laugh after reading them and I bet you would too!

    My friend, Ashish, showed me these hilarious anti-Microsoft quotes from BOARD OF WISDOM


    I picked up 10 quotes from there and here they are :-




    1) People say that if you play Microsoft CD's backwards, you hear satanic things, but that's nothing, because if you play them forwards, they install Windows.


    2) The box said 'Requires Windows 95 or better'. So I installed LINUX.


    3) In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?


    4) Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."


    5) MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers


    6) Windows has detected you do not have a keyboard. Press 'F9" to continue.


    7) Use The Best...
    Linux for Servers
    Mac for Graphics
    Palm for Mobility
    Windows for Solitaire


    8) Software is like sex: It's better when it's free.


    9) Unix, DOS and Windows...the good, the bad and the ugly.


    10) ACs are like computers- Both work fine until you open Windows!


    Which is your favorite quote among these? Please let me know in the comments!

    FEEL WINDOWS

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    Nice find..Thanks..

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    Love Microsoft or Hate Microsoft; But you just cant ignore Micrososft

    Thanks for the post.

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    Cool

    Nice found.....


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    Hehe YES lets fix the issue!

    Quite nice!! (A few of them i have seen before )

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    #8 is best....

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    #6 is awesome, only because I remember an error like that during the packard bell era

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    I like #10

    Check this one out a complete song recited by David Pouge NY Times Columnist on MS -
    Tech Video – David Pogue insults Microsoft | beingPC

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    Hahaha ... I think they're all pretty funny.

    I like #4 and #5 the best, but #2 also made me chuckle.

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    As far as I concerned about #6... It is displayed when computer starts (via BIOS) but not in Windows operating system...

    Few days back, a best friend of mine sent a SMS to me.

    7 is very great no. because
    7 Days make a week.
    7 Colors make Raibow.
    7 Sur make Music.
    7 Rounds make Life Parter & most important
    7 Alphabets make "FRIENDS"
    But for me... the special 7 alphabets...also make
    "WINDOWS"
    Howz that...! It is .............................................. 7

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